The Republic of Vesbaria is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by First Minister Olavi Veiss with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.921 billion Vesbarians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riia. The average income tax rate is 40.8%.

The Vesbarian economy, worth 206 trillion euromarks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 41,981 euromarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

First Minister Olavi Veiss has just been declared ruler of Vesbaria in an international press conference, belief that First Minister Olavi Veiss is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, televisions are often seized to pay for overdue television license fees, and tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vesbaria's national animal is the stork and its national religion is Azov Orthodox Church.

Vesbaria is ranked 223,576^th in the world and 3^rd in Estonia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -1.18 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.