
| Population | 7.396 billion |
| Capital | Vector |
| Leader | Chairman Whitmore |
| Faith | Consumerism |
| Currency | Dollar |
| Animal | Snake |
The Corporate Conglomerate of Vexus is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Chairman Whitmore with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.396 billion Vexians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vector. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Vexian economy, worth a remarkable 1,413 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 191,085 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,737,731 per year while the poor average 2,397, a ratio of 724 to 1.
Scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, vacationing Vexians expect to be treated as royalty, parole board directors light up a joint before telling hash-brownie baking grannies that they have to stay behind bars, and preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vexus's national animal is the Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Consumerism.
Vexus is ranked 330,238th in the world and 20th in Selene for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -19.24 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Vexus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
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Vexus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
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Vexus, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
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Vexus, parole board directors light up a joint before telling hash-brownie baking grannies that they have to stay behind bars.
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Vexus, vacationing Vexians expect to be treated as royalty.
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Vexus, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
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Vexus, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
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Vexus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
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Vexus, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
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Vexus, not all rivers run to the sea.





























































