The Holy Kingdom of Vicily is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Finn Moretti with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.371 billion Vicilians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trinacria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.8%.

The powerhouse Vicilian economy, worth 417 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 95,361 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", selling bombs to terrorists has become government policy, and pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vicily's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ecclesiarchal Nazarism.

Vicily is ranked 250,263^rd in the world and 852^nd in Talonia for Rudest Citizens, with 26.89 insults per minute.