The Republic of Vlpska is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Suift Plushtale with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 24.019 billion Vilps live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vlacha. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The powerhouse Vilpian economy, worth a remarkable 1,449 trillion Bohemias a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 60,353 Bohemias, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Suift Plushtale has been known to make speeches in fishing waders, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, and 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Vlpska's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is outfoxing the gods.

Vlpska is ranked 311,386^th in the world and 123^rd in New Europe for Safest, scoring 9.75 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.