The Dictatorship of Vocaloid Empire is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 375 million Vocaloids are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baguette town. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Vocaloid Empirean economy, worth 22.8 trillion Vocals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 60,768 Vocals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, and the entire entry for Vocaloid Empire in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vocaloid Empire's national animal is the Baguette, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vocaloid Empire is ranked 35,137^th in the world and 193^rd in the Plains of Perdition for Most Cultured, scoring 77 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.