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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 890thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 895thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,222nd
The Right-Wing Utopia of
Right-wing Utopia
Who dares wins
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Vortyd

Population18.621 billion

CapitalPretoria
LeaderPaul Kruger
FaithReformed Christianity

Currencystater
AnimalLynx

The Right-Wing Utopia of Vortyd is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Paul Kruger with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, digital currency, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 18.621 billion Vortydians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pretoria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Vortydian economy, worth a remarkable 3,095 trillion staters a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 166,247 staters, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,275,452 per year while the poor average 5,844, a ratio of 218 to 1.

Young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, and open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Vortyd's national animal is the Lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Reformed Christianity.

Vortyd is ranked 9,845th in the world and 3rd in The New Inquisition for Most Stationary, with 2,373.46891847892 days.

Top
1%
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 890thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 895thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,222ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,421stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,460thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,686thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,017thFattest Citizens: 2,032ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,560thMost Avoided: 2,919thTop
5%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,275thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,472ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,530thHighest Crime Rates: 4,611thHighest Economic Output: 6,931stLargest Mining Sector: 7,057thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,773rdRudest Citizens: 7,792ndLargest Retail Industry: 7,801stMost Stationary: 9,845thMost Devout: 10,581stMost Rebellious Youth: 10,838thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,111thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,140thMost Influential: 12,165thTop
10%
Most Corrupt Governments: 15,336thHighest Average Incomes: 17,020thLargest Populations: 18,606thMost Armed: 18,625thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,213thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,233rd

National Happenings

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  • : Vortyd was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Vortyd was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Vortyd was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Vortyd was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Vortyd was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Vortyd was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Vortyd was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Vortyd was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Vortyd was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Vortyd was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.

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