Population | 18.621 billion |
Capital | Pretoria |
Leader | Paul Kruger |
Faith | Reformed Christianity |
Currency | stater |
Animal | Lynx |
The Right-Wing Utopia of Vortyd is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Paul Kruger with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, digital currency, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 18.621 billion Vortydians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pretoria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Vortydian economy, worth a remarkable 3,095 trillion staters a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 166,247 staters, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,275,452 per year while the poor average 5,844, a ratio of 218 to 1.
Young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, and open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Vortyd's national animal is the Lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Reformed Christianity.
Vortyd is ranked 9,845th in the world and 3rd in The New Inquisition for Most Stationary, with 2,373.46891847892 days.
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- : Vortyd was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : Vortyd was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : Vortyd was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : Vortyd was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Vortyd was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Vortyd was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : Vortyd was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : Vortyd was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.