The Empire of Vulpion is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Foxtrot with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 9.99 billion Vulpionians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyrrhia city. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vulpionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,282 trillion Talons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,377 Talons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Vulpion are blocked up with orders for new public loos, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, Emperor Foxtrot is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, and museum visitors often bring lemons and black lights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vulpion's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dragonism.

Vulpion is ranked 174,584^th in the world and 6^th in Dragon for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 149.45 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.