The Loving Community of Vylixan Eleos 133 is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by We all with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.288 billion Vylixan Eleosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lovetown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.1%.

The Vylixan Eleos 133ian economy, worth 453 trillion Loves a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,663 Loves, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Vylixan Eleos 133ian democracy, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, and excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vylixan Eleos 133's national animal is the Compassion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Love.

Vylixan Eleos 133 is ranked 11,939^th in the world and 5^th in Random Acts of Kindness for Most Primitive, scoring 91.16 on the Scary Big Number Scale.