The Republic of Waisnor is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Alexander Monov with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 10.284 billion Waisnorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grodno. The average income tax rate is 85.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Waisnorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,309 trillion thalers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,326 thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Alexander Monov's campaign events reach their climax when the celebrity endorsers reveal themselves, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Waisnor's national animal is the heron, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Waisnor is ranked 288,639^th in the world and 165^th in Iris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.43 kickbacks per hour.