| Population | 11.121 billion |
| Capital | WD Central |
| Leader | Dog o'War |
| Faith | Canis Majorism |
| Currency | Florin |
| Animal | Dog |
The Matriarchy of War Dogs III is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dog o'War with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 11.121 billion War Dogs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth a remarkable 4,536 trillion Florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 407,905 Florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs III's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs III is ranked 274,738th in the world and 683rd in Realm of Dogs for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 7,750.21 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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War Dogs III, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs III, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs III, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
- : War Dogs III was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Average Incomes, and Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs III, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs III, chickens roam the streets freely.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs III, people queue for valets instead of parking spaces.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs III, visions of giant pink Dogs are a common side effect after War Dogs eat their meals.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs III, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one War Dogs III" at foreigners.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs III, prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others.
