Population | 11.066 billion |
Capital | WD Central |
Leader | Dog o'War |
Faith | Canis Majorism |
Currency | peso |
Animal | Dog |
The Commonwealth of War Dogs VII is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dog o'War with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 11.066 billion War Dogs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.
The frighteningly efficient War Dog economy, worth a remarkable 4,341 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 392,323 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, the War Dogs VII Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs VII's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.
War Dogs VII is ranked 282,264th in the world and 534th in Realm of Dogs for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.59 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs VII, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs VII, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs VII, the War Dogs VII Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.
- : War Dogs VII was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market, Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Average Incomes, and Most Secular and the Top 5% for Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs VII, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs VII, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs VII, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the War Dog Navy.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs VII, nations that kill a War Dog can expect a strongly worded letter.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs VII, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
- : Following new legislation in War Dogs VII, the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?".