The Queendom of War Dragonia is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.164 billion Dragons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 58.7%.

The frighteningly efficient War Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,223 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 310,333 Dragon Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, and prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

War Dragonia is ranked 19,076^th in the world and 49^th in The Rejected Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,236.58 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.