The Republic of Warents is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.048 billion Warentsians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education, Public Transport, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The very strong Warentsian economy, worth 553 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 55,041 guilders, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 183,197 per year while the poor average 12,322, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Warents's national animal is the panther, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Warents is ranked 279,911^th in the world and 13^th in New Hyperion for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.06 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.