The State of Warfield is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 24.893 billion Warfieldians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.1%.

The very strong Warfieldian economy, worth 680 trillion betales a year, is highly specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 27,351 betales, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, voting is voluntary, and Warfield has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Warfield's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Warfield is ranked 105,121^st in the world and 3^rd in Tegucigalpa for Most Primitive, scoring -21.21 on the Scary Big Number Scale.