The Free Land of Warnen is a titanic, cultured nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 14.712 billion Warnenians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Divinity's Reach. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Warnenian economy, worth a remarkable 5,090 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 346,027 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum, one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Divinity's Reach, and would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Warnen's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Slaanesh.

Warnen is ranked 249,492^nd in the world and 13,350^th in Balder for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -3.9 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.