The Protectorate of Warrior of Utopia 356 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.269 billion Warrior of Utopia 356ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.0%.

The very strong Warrior of Utopia 356ian economy, worth 103 trillion Endoes a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 45,790 Endoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 161,762 per year while the poor average 9,368, a ratio of 17.3 to 1.

Commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, a major religion has been named as Warrior of Utopia 356's national religion, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Warrior of Utopia 356 in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warrior of Utopia 356's national animal is the Northern Utopian Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Warrior of Utopia 356 is ranked 206,631^st in the world and 3,055^th in eta for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 211.16 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.