The Republic of Warrior of Utopia 47 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 3.972 billion Warrior of Utopia 47ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.4%.

The strong Warrior of Utopia 47ian economy, worth 220 trillion florins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,398 florins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 208,944 per year while the poor average 10,232, a ratio of 20.4 to 1.

Children's TV shows are having a gay old time, army rations are served on silver platters, the government snoops on private internet connections, and the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story. Crime is moderate. Warrior of Utopia 47's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Warrior of Utopia 47 is ranked 146,859^th in the world and 2,130^th in eta for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 907.68 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.