The Nuclear Republic of Warrior of Utopia 5 is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 5.295 billion Warrior of Utopia 5ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.1%.

The Warrior of Utopia 5ian economy, worth 211 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Gambling, Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 39,922 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", and politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warrior of Utopia 5's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Warrior of Utopia 5 is ranked 268,908^th in the world and 12^th in The Land of Bird and Honey for Highest Average Incomes, with 39,922.85 Standard Monetary Units.