The Republic of Warrior of Utopia 549 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 2.078 billion Warrior of Utopia 549ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 31.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Warrior of Utopia 549ian economy, worth 80.9 trillion Endoes a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,940 Endoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers, and the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warrior of Utopia 549's national animal is the Northern Utopian Penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Warrior of Utopia 549 is ranked 181,539^th in the world and 2,815^th in eta for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 82.32 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.