The Protectorate of Warrior of Utopia 64 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.311 billion Warrior of Utopia 64ians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.7%.

The thriving Warrior of Utopia 64ian economy, worth 106 trillion Monetary Units a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 45,726 Monetary Units, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, lending money has become a major liability, and a major religion has been named as Warrior of Utopia 64's national religion. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Warrior of Utopia 64's national animal is the Northern Utopian Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Warrior of Utopia 64 is ranked 129,918^th in the world and 1,582^nd in eta for Most Developed, scoring 57.73 on the Human Development Index.