The Protectorate of Warrior of Utopia 71 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, pith helmet sales, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.223 billion Warrior of Utopia 71ians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The very strong Warrior of Utopia 71ian economy, worth 145 trillion Monetary Units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 65,580 Monetary Units, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 196,489 per year while the poor average 17,105, a ratio of 11.5 to 1.

Many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, Warrior of Utopia 71 City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', and a major religion has been named as Warrior of Utopia 71's national religion. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Warrior of Utopia 71's national animal is the Northern Utopian Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Warrior of Utopia 71 is ranked 198,415^th in the world and 2,957^th in eta for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 32.28 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.