The Shield Maidens of Warrior Princesses is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.364 billion Warrior Princesses are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The all-consuming a Warrior Princess economy, worth a remarkable 3,018 trillion Round Tuits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 99,424 Round Tuits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 524,771 per year while the poor average 10,016, a ratio of 52.4 to 1.

Motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, punitive tariffs protect local industry, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, and people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Warrior Princesses's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Warrior Princesses is ranked 152,887^th in the world and 2^nd in Hetalia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.79 law-abiding acts per hour.