The Republic of Washed in Blood is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning swan population. The hard-working population of 8.184 billion Washed in Bloodians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.2%.

The Washed in Bloodian economy, worth 362 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is 44,322 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Washed in Blood's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Washed in Blood is ranked 153,395^th in the world and 1^st in Astram Militarum for Most Corrupt Governments, with 3.24 kickbacks per hour.