The House of Weathers is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Lord Lancel Weathers with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.269 billion Weathers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mistfort. The average income tax rate is 16.9%.

The Weathers economy, worth 154 trillion golden dragons a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 47,226 golden dragons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Phoenix is one of the most popular forenames in Weathers, the nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, and clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Weathers's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Faith of the Seven.

Weathers is ranked 269,051^st in the world and 48^th in Westeros for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.