The United States of Weccandia is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Gawonii Atsadi with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, feral children, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 12.057 billion Weccandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uweyvgaduhvi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.8%.

The Weccandian economy, worth 690 trillion Adelas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,268 Adelas, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, Weccandia is renowned for its lax gun laws, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, and ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Weccandia's national animal is the tbd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Weccandia is ranked 65,291^st in the world and 2^nd in Lightbound for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,118.28 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.