
| Population | 4.773 billion |
| Capital | Plou Aerouant |
| Leader | Dugez Yseult Mizuki V Aelkaze |
| Currency | Yenneg |
| Animal | Dragon |
The Dugelez Veur of Weebie is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dugez Yseult Mizuki V Aelkaze with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, lack of airports, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.773 billion Weebs enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plou Aerouant. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Weaboo economy, worth 822 trillion Yennegs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 172,314 Yennegs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, the government is plagued with uncertainty, Dragon sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites, and the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Weebie's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Weebie is ranked 304,304th in the world and 116th in Japan for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -16.68 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Weebie, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen.
- : Following new legislation in
Weebie, Dragon sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites.
- : Following new legislation in
Weebie, the government is plagued with uncertainty.
- : Following new legislation in
Weebie, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
- : Following new legislation in
Weebie, the Weebie Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
- : Following new legislation in
Weebie, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
- : Following new legislation in
Weebie, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
- : Following new legislation in
Weebie, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
- : Following new legislation in
Weebie, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
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Weebie, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.


































































