The Brewing Homeland of Wellington County is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Iron Duke with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 42.415 billion Wellingtonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wellington. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Wellington Countyian economy, worth a remarkable 6,985 trillion draughts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,702 draughts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades, mathematicians are hated by children across the country, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, and political spontaneity takes a lot of planning. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wellington County's national animal is the porcupine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Govannonism.

Wellington County is ranked 3,829^th in the world and 4^th in Free States of Gaia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 123.39 law-abiding acts per hour.