The Holy Empire of Westernmost Eastphalia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Himself with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.894 billion Westernmost Eastphalians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Southland City. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The powerhouse Westernmost Eastphalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,243 trillion Hands a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 180,378 Hands, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, and the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Westernmost Eastphalia's national animal is the Screaming Baboon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Whataboutism.

Westernmost Eastphalia is ranked 84,030^th in the world and 7^th in North South East West for Most Developed, scoring 65.89 on the Human Development Index.