The Colony of WFF33 is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.133 billion WFF33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 9.8%.

The WFF33ian economy, worth 892 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,646 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. WFF33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

WFF33 is ranked 246,605^th in the world and 1^st in Worldwide Fascist Federation for Nicest Citizens, with 9.76 average smiles per day.