The Aposiopesis of Whatthe is a behemoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Whatsisname with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 51.374 billion Whatsits are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherethehellami. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Whatyacallit economy, worth a remarkable 4,207 trillion invertebrates a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 81,891 invertebrates, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Imitation is the sincerest form of felony, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, and scientists are terrified of fabulous new breakthroughs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Whatthe's national animal is the Sea Lettuce, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Whoami-ism.

Whatthe is ranked 318,009^th in the world and 7^th in 42 Douglas Adams for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.