The Dark Empire of Whiskany is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dark Lord Voladay with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.457 billion Whiskanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbia. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Whiskanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,372 trillion Whiskanian Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 250,594 Whiskanian Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel, the might of the nation's military are undertaking a long march to colonisation in Brasilistan, Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor, and wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whiskany's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Whiskany is ranked 6,304^th in the world and 2^nd in Imperial Sanctuary for Most Corrupt Governments, with 198.63 kickbacks per hour.