The Kingdom of Whitagne is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning rooster population. The hard-working population of 3.175 billion Whitagneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.3%.

The Whitagnean economy, worth 140 trillion francs a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 44,068 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Whitagne has designated Whitagne City as its capital city, Leader has just been declared ruler of Whitagne in an international press conference, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and a major religion has been named as Whitagne's national religion. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Whitagne's national animal is the rooster, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Whitagne is ranked 309,488^th in the world and 5^th in Sandfield Industrial Centre for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -7.75 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.