The Empire of Whited is a small, pleasant nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 36 million Whitedians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The strong Whitedian economy, worth 2.39 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 66,357 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Whited's national animal is the cobra.

Whited is ranked 297,297^th in the world and 4^th in Demigods Sanctuary for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 86.62 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.