The Free Peoples of Whiticar is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Berry McCaulkiner with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 6.938 billion Whiticarians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyclone City. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Whiticarian economy, worth 869 trillion Marx's Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 125,298 Marx's Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, Berry McCaulkiner's reputation is hard as nails, and high school bands practice by moonlight. Crime is totally unknown. Whiticar's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Whiticar is ranked 271,328^th in the world and 35^th in The Socialist Republic for Most Primitive, scoring -250.16 on the Scary Big Number Scale.