The County of Wicomico is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.567 billion Wicomicans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salisbury. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The very strong Wicomican economy, worth 368 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 66,231 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 191,192 per year while the poor average 18,205, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

Mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, and naval patrols only last nine months. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Wicomico's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wicomico is ranked 243,090^th in the world and 19^th in County for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.