The Cringe Furry Eshia of William is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.987 billion Williamians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 6.5%.

The thriving Williamian economy, worth 529 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 66,333 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Losing your sock key may require surgical intervention, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and children often kick owls for amusement. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. William's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

William is ranked 26,269^th in the world and 141^st in eta for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 115.29 on the Hayek Index.