The Purchasing Agent of Wilsonavid is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Trashmaster Wilson with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.104 billion Wilsonavidians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wastepile. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.1%.

The thriving Wilsonavidian economy, worth 285 trillion wilsonavid pfennings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 69,508 wilsonavid pfennings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 322,180 per year while the poor average 9,029, a ratio of 35.7 to 1.

City-slickers are jelly of all the farmland the government is giving away, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wilsonavid's national animal is the huskie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Wilsonavid is ranked 111,409^th in the world and 4^th in Infrastructure for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,991.98 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.