The Vague Mystery of Wischy-Washy is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.605 billion Wischy-Washyians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Something or the Other. The average income tax rate is 41.0%.

The Wischy-Washyian economy, worth 350 trillion Dunnoes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 46,114 Dunnoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

A ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, the nation leads Shinka in per capita stalking, and Wischy-Washy has designated Something or the Other as its capital city. Crime is well under control. Wischy-Washy's national animal is the Couldn't Tell Ya, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wischy-Washy is ranked 136,318^th in the world and 37^th in Shinka for Most Primitive, scoring -45.6 on the Scary Big Number Scale.