The United Commonwealth of Wisea is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Harry Hill with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, vat-grown people, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.371 billion Wiseans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leitopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wisean economy, worth a remarkable 5,290 trillion ints a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 323,173 ints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parking's carefree without parking car fees, military spending is on the increase, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", and hospitals in Wisea are too busy serving the needs of Omck to see Wiseans. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wisea's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Astralism.

Wisea is ranked 332,121^st in the world and 2^nd in Omck for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -32.13 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.