The United Commonwealth of Wisea is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Harry Hill with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.247 billion Wiseans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leitopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wisean economy, worth a remarkable 5,206 trillion ints a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 320,463 ints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, anyone with an emergency on a holy day is advised to pray harder, and companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wisea's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Astralism.

Wisea is ranked 307,836^th in the world and 2^nd in Omck for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -32.81 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.