The New Noise of Wobblie Soviet is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 30.577 billion Wobblie Sovietians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, with Spirituality, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Wobblie Sovietian economy, worth 414 trillion wobbles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 13,556 wobbles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary and Wobblie Soviet's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wobblie Soviet's national animal is the wobblie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wobblie Soviet is ranked 203,827^th in the world and 1^st in St Kilda for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 837.67 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.