The Long Lost Lair of Wolfcubs is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by 'Lone Wolf' Richards with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, disturbing lack of elderly people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 33.454 billion Wolfcubsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belle Lair. The average income tax rate is 76.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolfcubsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,197 trillion cubs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 125,483 cubs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, landfills fill the land, acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfcubs's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Circle of the Wolf.

Wolfcubs is ranked 55,297^th in the world and 1^st in Futaba Aoi for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 81.93 on the Bus Surprisal Index.