The Wa-Wa-Wa-Waanzinnig gedroomd of Wolhoofden Vooruit is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, enforced nudity, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 29.867 billion Wolhoofden Vooruitians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolhoofden Vooruitian economy, worth a remarkable 6,400 trillion daries a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 214,308 daries, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 680,296 per year while the poor average 51,444, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

City sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolhoofden Vooruit's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Wolhoofden Vooruit is ranked 17,725^th in the world and 5^th in Nasicournia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.63 law-abiding acts per hour.