The Kingdom of Womble 2704 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.015 billion Womble 2704ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The strong Womble 2704ian economy, worth 422 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 46,909 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 302,338 per year while the poor average 2,940, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 2704's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 2704 is ranked 45,745^th in the world and 3,648^th in Chicken overlords for Most Primitive, scoring 57.88 on the Scary Big Number Scale.