The Kingdom of Womble 8389 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.971 billion Womble 8389ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The strong Womble 8389ian economy, worth 417 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 52,408 rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 337,778 per year while the poor average 3,285, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 8389's national animal is the panther, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 8389 is ranked 217,463^rd in the world and 9,304^th in Chicken overlords for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.06 kickbacks per hour.