The United Commonwealth of Wooloos is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Julian Vanbrek with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, triple-decker prams, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.007 billion Wuloosyans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Vespurya. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wuloosyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,088 trillion Yunaited Komonwelt Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,277 Yunaited Komonwelt Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

An online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, skateparks can be found in every city, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, and supervisors in Wooloos commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wooloos's national animal is the Braviary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christanity.

Wooloos is ranked 92,966^th in the world and 71^st in Corsair for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,206.27 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.