The Nomadic Peoples of Workers Soviet is a mammoth, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 5.214 billion Workers Sovietians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 28.9%.

The Workers Sovietian economy, worth 221 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 42,438 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas, and an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Workers Soviet's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Workers Soviet is ranked 88,409^th in the world and 1^st in Fascism forever for Nicest Citizens, with 15.09 average smiles per day.