
| Population | 20.59 billion |
| Capital | Vladivostok |
| Leader | Putin |
| Faith | Full Communism |
| Currency | dollar |
| Animal | packhorse |
The Federation of Workers Work Camp is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Putin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, free-roaming dinosaurs, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.59 billion workers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladivostok. The average income tax rate is 92.8%.
The frighteningly efficient worker economy, worth a remarkable 5,374 trillion dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 261,026 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Doctors will keep brain-dead coma patients ventilated for years in order to avoid accusations of allowing people to die, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and the worker Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Workers Work Camp's national animal is the packhorse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Full Communism.
Workers Work Camp is ranked 230,526th in the world and 4th in NSLeft for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 697.21 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Workers Work Camp, the worker Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
- : Following new legislation in
Workers Work Camp, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
- : Following new legislation in
Workers Work Camp, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas.
- : Following new legislation in
Workers Work Camp, doctors will keep brain-dead coma patients ventilated for years in order to avoid accusations of allowing people to die.
- : Following new legislation in
Workers Work Camp, the latest drugs are only legally available to private patients.
- : Following new legislation in
Workers Work Camp, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
- : Following new legislation in
Workers Work Camp, winceyette robes are a popular Violetine's Day gift.
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Workers Work Camp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Following new legislation in
Workers Work Camp, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
- : Following new legislation in
Workers Work Camp, the government spends countless taxpayer dollars on preserving soundbites of toddlers banging on pots and pans.







































