The Virtuous Republic of Wuimye is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by President Gerald Quint with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.678 billion Wuimyenes are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hansona. The average income tax rate is 40.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wuimyene economy, worth a remarkable 1,029 trillion piasters a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 134,058 piasters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

One-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs, the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, and commercial breaks often lead to nervous breakdowns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wuimye's national animal is the Ocellated turkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Wuimye is ranked 221,216^th in the world and 25^th in The Amaranthine Isles for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 234.01 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.