The Holy Empire of Wuyue is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leone Titan with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, flagrant waste-dumping, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 27.237 billion Gentries are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titania. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Wuyuean economy, worth a remarkable 9,260 trillion Eddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 340,014 Eddies, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas, scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, and the invisible hand of the market wipes babies' bottoms. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wuyue's national animal is the Twin Tower Pheonix, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wuyue is ranked 9,987^th in the world and 1^st in Lily for Highest Poor Incomes, with 124,991.63 Standard Monetary Units.