The Republic of Wyos Shald Citukats is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 11.69 billion Wyos Shald Citukatsians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 20.0%.

The strong Wyos Shald Citukatsian economy, worth 463 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is 39,670 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, the government is reining in public spending, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and endangered species are effective hostages against the Wyos Shald Citukatsian military. Crime is moderate. Wyos Shald Citukats's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Wyos Shald Citukats is ranked 210,571^st in the world and 1^st in The Socialist Union of Eurasia for Safest, scoring 33.68 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.